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International Suck A Dick Day

This wonderful holiday falls on May 20th
Him: Baby you know what day it is?
Her: Of course I do! It's the International Suck a dick day!! I ve been looking forward to it since last time!! Cant wait babe!
by Jkbb24 May 20, 2022
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either you’re a 10 year old who thinks saying words like these is cool or you accidentally typed it instead of duck
text 1: i like dicks
text 2: DUCKS
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by bifler lol May 21, 2022
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Dick cheese

When someone puts cheese under their foreskin and lets it ferment for 2-3 days. They put it in a bag with small cockroaches and usually dump it on somone or throw it at someone.
That fucking idiot threw some dick cheese on me
by Shoe_stealer64 May 21, 2022
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by Soggytostr May 21, 2022
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National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day
by Yeah133 May 22, 2022
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Dick

A small or large thing on a man. Hopefully large. It is so sexy to all women except lesbians. You can suck it or play with it. Some men even jerk off their own. Some even post them doing it that looks like a fun time. If your husband or boyfriend doesn’t have a big dick then leave them because you need to have the time of your life with their dick. Most importantly you need to have a dick to have sex. So everyone go find a dick and suck it!
Did you see Mark’s dick, it is huge, I wanna ride that. I want to have a threesome with two of those sized dicks!
by Today me May 22, 2022
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