My boyfriend

A person who doesnt exsist......... YAY! :(

Me: My boyfriend is really hot!
y/n: But he doesnt even exsist?
Me: Yeah, thats because he is burned by the sun......... HEHEHEH

by IM FUCKING YOUR DAD LOL November 25, 2022

Suck my ass

Seriously how do you put both ass cheeks in someone’s mouth? Unless you’re Julie...

Suck my ass no homo

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

Digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade

Grave robbing

After dark I'm going digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade, I've gotta make enough money to get some cheap whores and koolaid.

by OnendunWontcare September 18, 2023

shit my titties

A literal or metaphorical term that can be used for a variety of purposes, including an expression of anger or fear.

I shit my titties preparing for my interview.
M was so annoyed, she shit her titties.
Ah, go shit your titties.

by Clouds of Magellan December 9, 2020

Scrap my Kraut

German colloquial term for rubbing one out AKA whacking it.

Claus von Shnitzlenazi: Wilhelm, we need to come back to the kitchen, quit scrapping your kraut!
Wilhelm Gouttenburg: Gimme a sec Claus! I need to scrap my kraut to these naked pictures of your sister, Hilda!

by shazzzzzam August 13, 2012

my snowboarding skillz

the second video uploaded on youtube

my snowboarding skillz is the second video uploaded on youtube

by the kundian May 21, 2023

wax my shit

Go home after a long day and jerk off until your dick feels waxy

I can't wait to go home and wax my shit

by A_Millz September 8, 2016