I’m a fucking race car driver

A phrase used by Kelsey Allen when she needs to explain how she’s a better driver then everyone else

*Kelsey driving and dose something dumb

Emily- “ you probably shouldn’t have done that”
Kelsey- “ It’s ok I’m a fucking race car driver”

by Emcaz June 27, 2019

Not a single fuck

When somebody really just...well, doesn't give a single fuck about what you say or what you do.

When someone gives absolutely zero fucks about anything, a total hardass.

Not a single fuck was given when he got shot in the leg.

When he got knocked the fuck out last night, he got back up, not a single fuck was given

by TheWarHorse100 June 29, 2019

Fucking Muffin

The definition of someone who is a "Fucking Muffin" refers to someone so intolerably stupid that their brain resembles that of a muffin.

You Fucking Muffin

by Crabguysmellofcrab June 30, 2019

fucked

What you are

You are fucked

by Inquisitive Walnut July 2, 2019

Fuck Buddy

When you’re best friends but have sex all the time.

If you wanna know what it’s like to be a fuck buddy ask Hannah and Dylan.

by Dopest nigga around July 3, 2019

fuck and duck

when you have sex with you significant other then break up with them a few hours after

have u heard about bob and rachel?
yeh he did a fuck and duck!!

by Midgit101 July 3, 2019

Knuckle Fuck

When hitting a large jump (booter) mainly on skis there is a roller or knuckle that the jump sits on. If you hit that jump and land a little short that is called a case. But if you case the jump so hard that you are ejected from your skis and you thrust your body so hard against the landing that is called a Knuckle Fuck because you are fucking the knuckle.

Dude, that guy hit the pro jump line and knuckle fucked the last jump.

by AbsorbedSpoon3 July 5, 2019