Dick in Hand

When an individual is caught off guard by something

"My mom came in my room and i just had my dick in hand, I didnt know what to do so i just asked for help on homework"

by fallowismallow May 4, 2020

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Dick sneeze

It’s an urban legend that when someone thinks of you, you’ll sneeze.
Therefore, when someone thinks of your dick, it shall sneeze too.

John: Man, I think I’m sick, my dick has been sneezin’ a lot lately.
Carl: Smh my head my head, it’s just a dick sneeze man. Must be Jessica from last night.

by livingthesecretlife December 31, 2018

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DICK

the long thingy in between a mature males legs

MY DICK IS SO FUCKING BIG

Katie sucked on my dick so much it started bleeding

by gimme sum cum February 10, 2022

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Pluto Dick

Someone with a tiny dick.

"You have a pluto dick"

by Jujuidk June 4, 2019

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The correct usage of the term “baby dick” is not the literal sense. It is a metaphorical term. It should be used as a substitute for the mundane “sucks”. That which is baby dick, is any undesirable situation or material thing.

Ah man, cash bar at my cousin’s wedding. That shit’s baby dick. This snowder you bought is 90% drywall. Super baby dick.

by Jackson Deepwood August 14, 2021

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