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My dick is really hard

1. Explanation :
"My dick is really hard" is a word or phrase commonly used or exclaimed by one when, in fact, they're Bald-headed giggle stick is really hard.

Example use case :
Friend one : Woah! Shes hot!
Hard guy : My dick is really hard

Second example use case :
Friend one : Woah! your purple-headed yogurt slinger looks hard!
Hard guy : Yea, My dick is really hard
Yea, i guess My dick is really hard
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My cousin is here

When a girl says"My cousin is here", she means she has got her period.
Judy: Hey, Claire. Wanna go swimming with me?
Claire: Aww, I can't. My cousin is here. Another"shark week" again, you know.
Judy: Oh, bummer!
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On my mama

Let's be real, if you hear someone say this, they absolutely do not mean that shit. But this term is used by a person swearing upon their mother that something did or did not happen/ they did or did not do something.
Marques: "on my mama I ain't eat them chips!"
Elijah: "nigga you know you lying."
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On my mama

Let's be real, if you hear someone say this, they absolutely do not mean that shit. But this term is used by a person swearing upon their mother that something did or did not happen/ they did or did not do something.
Marques: "I didn't eat them chips on my mama!"
Elijah: "nigga you know you lying."
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My cousin is here

Menstruation has many euphemisms and here is one: My cousin is here.

The euphemism comes from"country cousin".

Someone may say"Aunt Flo is visiting", while others may prefer "My cousin is here" or "My cousin has come".
1. Spencer: Doctor, I think I'm pregnant cuz my cousin stops coming.

2. Javier: Hey, babe. How are you today? Why do you look upset?
Lydia: Oh, no biggie. It's just... My cousin is here and giving me cramps.
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Don't look at my newspaper!

A humorous expression used to ask someone not to invade one's personal space or pry into what they are currently viewing or reading, especially in public settings. Originating from an encounter where an individual defensively closed his newspaper on a train when others commented on its contents, the phrase playfully asserts one's desire for privacy without direct confrontation.
"Hey, stop trying to see my messages—don't look at my newspaper!"
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