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Yanking my cranberries

When grandma reaches for the cranberries but grabs your cock and balls instead
Woah grandma why you yanking my cranberries
by Shalalallala December 1, 2020
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My Boy Bauer

A guy who pipes an unusual amount of females and drinks like a dog. Tends to touch when fried. Interesting man.
by Bauersendy December 19, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 27, 2025
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my dick so long

When u see ur mum
FAP FAP FAP YESS MOM BEND OVER my dick so long
by Pussy eater 0 February 22, 2019
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national wasted my time day

Oct. 12th is the day to post people who wasted your time!
girl: hey it's national wasted my time day!

boy: oh let me go post my ex girlfriend!
by kankei October 11, 2022
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I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy

It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!
Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
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