poop pads

The diapers older men wear when they are too old to make it to the bathroom in time.

Yeah, my great grandpa needs to use poop pads daily.

by linkybinky June 6, 2014

vent poop

When the layer of dust on the outside of an air vent in a house, hospital or building, randomly falls and lands on you.

I was evaluating a patient in the Emergency Room and suddenly something fell from the ceiling and landed on my leg! I looked down and it was a handful of thick vent poop!

by SimpleDiane November 11, 2014

Poop Stoop

The crouching position one takes when in the front of a group photo in an attempt to make sure the people behind him/her are visible. In reality, the person striking this pose appears to be pooping in the photo

That's Joe in the poop stoop up front

by Toe fan November 17, 2014

poop crusade

Taking a dump at every establishment you visit in a day.

"Man, I had to shit everywhere I went today, I shouldn't have had Chinese last night, what a poop crusade"

by tacos for life January 2, 2015

poop listener

People who hang near the bathroom door while you're trying to take a shit, because they need to take a crap too.

Dude I couldn't believe it... I had a poop listener while I was pinching off a loaf at the Kum-N-Go. What the F*@# was he trying to hear my poop secret ?!

All the stalls were occupied in the Wal-Mart bathrooms when I had to take a douce. I can't believe I became a poop listener to see who'd get done first!

by thebigsaaved December 6, 2013

sneaky poop

Noun
1. A trip to the bathroom executed, typically by a female, in an extremely secretive fashion.

Verb (used with object)
2. To poop without being detected by that of the other sex.

Ever since I caught my girlfriend dropping a sneaky poop it's taken our relationship to another level.

by GirlzDontPoop March 1, 2015

Poop and Pull

To jerk off while taking a shit.

The kids were downstairs and I had to take a shit, this a good time for a poop and pull.

by Canacius June 10, 2015