Long Thang

Popular slang for a singular Banana.

“‘Scuse me sir could you pass me one of them Long Thangs?”

by TheCoolMansUniform January 28, 2024

Long-Vu

The best person in the world

Long-Vu is the best in the world

by Pokemon1234569 March 15, 2022

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<.7.9.7.6.>To This Day, My Dick Is Still Long ANd Heavy<.7.9.7.6>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 06, 2025

long distance relationslump

The toll on a couple normally kept apart by distance, now further separated by travel restrictions.

Their New York-L.A. thing had felt dynamic, sharing best-of-both with alternating weeks. After months of facetime but no actual faces, and no actual bodies, they were in a long distance relationslump.

by Monkey's Dad April 17, 2020

Wing Long

Someone with a massive schlong and would destroy max's sister

Massive schlong must be Wing Long!

by ===========8 August 21, 2021

Wing Long

Loves Max's sister

He got a massive schlong, must be Wing Long!

by ===========8 August 22, 2021

long straw

Opposite of "short straw" in the commonly known phrase

I drew the long straw and didn't need to clean the toilet today

by genius_monkey January 01, 2020