by Sam King January 20, 2008
The act of jerking off so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard. Then you jerk your softie and right before you bust you cram your dick up your own ass and blow a load in it.
by dave brasky September 03, 2020
When a man is in the processing of fucking a woman and fingering her with two fingers at the same time.
"Dude, that girl Katie is so loose I slipped in the Two Lane Highway last night then bitch slapped her and spit in her face.....she loved it."
by Numero Two October 09, 2008
The 2009 swine flu outbreak, which many predict marks the end of the human race as we know it. Certainly a valid cause for widespread panic. At least until 2012 rolls around...
by Mr. Monocle Man April 28, 2009
Someone who runs to their mother over shit they started ever since they were a little kid, since people don't change.
The goody two shoes looked like an angel in her mother's eyes only. She had a face only a mother could love.
by Solid Mantis December 03, 2020
A term describing ultra low-cut jeans or pants, wherein the top of the pants is low enough that it seems a certain amount of grooming of the naturally occuring hair in the lower area must have taken place (otherwise it would currently be on display). Thus, the person in question would have had a haircut on both areas in order to appear in public.
Also: two haircut skirt.
Also: two haircut skirt.
"Check it out, two haircut pants!"
by grumblefish September 21, 2007
by MannyTrombone March 01, 2011