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10 on pump two

The act of jerking off so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard. Then you jerk your softie and right before you bust you cram your dick up your own ass and blow a load in it.
Yesterday at the gas station I put 10 on pump two
by dave brasky September 3, 2020
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two moon junction

The asshole, where two moons meet
Watch your mouth or she'll meet you with a strap-on at two moon junction, where the sun don't shine.
by EmpyCee September 14, 2013
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two sack girl

When a girl is so unattractive that when you are sleeping with her both of you must wear a sack. Her to hide her face; him just in case hers falls off.
That girl is so hideous that she might just be a two sack girl
by DDubs February 1, 2016
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Goody two shoes

Someone who runs to their mother over shit they started ever since they were a little kid, since people don't change.
The goody two shoes looked like an angel in her mother's eyes only. She had a face only a mother could love.
by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020
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Two Lane Highway

When a man is in the processing of fucking a woman and fingering her with two fingers at the same time.
"Dude, that girl Katie is so loose I slipped in the Two Lane Highway last night then bitch slapped her and spit in her face.....she loved it."
by Numero Two January 20, 2009
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two fat men

A name for MSN becuase of its little logo thing
lets have a chat about politics on two fat men
by Sam King January 10, 2009
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Juan Two Manny

There are Juan two Manny people in this vehicle
by MannyTrombone March 16, 2011
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