Three-Minute LumberJack

When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.

I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.

I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.

by LumbrJack April 27, 2023

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

Three P’s

The Three P’s are as follows “pot, porn, Porsche,”. Pushing P dictated The Three P’s

“Man I could rly use the Three P’s right abt now”

by BenHeathBar February 6, 2022

three-dogg

term used in north east as slang meanin three litres of cheap white cider such as white star can also be used as two-dogg or one-dogg meaning 2 litres or one litre

mate gonna get wrecked on is three-dogg

pass us that three-dogg

u got any spare cash for a three-dog

by smoggy2009 March 2, 2009

Two-Three's

As in a pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes. In reference to Michael Jordan's jersey number 23.

Could be used to refer to Jordan 3's, a pair of Jordan 23's, or any Air Jordan shoe in general.

Damn, those two-three's be looking fire on your feet.
Hey, I see you kickin' in those two-three's.

by Loueeeh April 4, 2024

Once twice three times you're ladies

How can we know what you've done,
If we can't even do what we are meant to hun,
If it was meant to be,
I wouldn't be heading out to sea!

Once twice three times you're ladies for shame on giving females a bad name.

by Don't you know who I am November 25, 2023

Three Loonies

A small, midget male who is also a pedophile. He is called "three loonies" because that is what he uses to entice his prey into his van (rather than candy)

Come straight home after school, Billy. I don't want you to get abducted by three loonies.

by midget man 69 December 7, 2011