two fat men

A name for MSN becuase of its little logo thing

lets have a chat about politics on two fat men

by Sam King January 10, 2009

Goody two shoes

Someone who runs to their mother over shit they started ever since they were a little kid, since people don't change.

The goody two shoes looked like an angel in her mother's eyes only. She had a face only a mother could love.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

The Two Pot Fakeout

When you make a pot of decaf coffee and pour it into the pitchers labeled "decaf" and "regular".We pour the coffee for the customers at their table. Used only when it's crazy busy at work and several pots of decaf and regular have already been made and used up. Mostly used at night because most of our customers are 50+ years-old and wouldn't notice anyway because the coffee is always fresh!

" We have a fresh pot of decaf and no regular so let's use the Two Pot Fakeout."

by Sierra Lazuli March 13, 2010

Meat and Two Veg

Male genitalia

Hi Schnucks what you had for supper…..

I was really contemplating just having a salad but Mike came over and I ended up eating his meat and two veg. Quite a delicious and fulfilling way to end my evening 👍🏾👍🏾😋😋

by Marshmellow49 June 14, 2022

Juan Two Manny

More than needed, more than one.

There are Juan two Manny people in this vehicle

by MannyTrombone March 16, 2011

Gimme my two

used to express that someone has just done or said something stupid. often accompanied by a person snapping his or her fingers over the stupid person's head twice.

"if the floor had a name it would be matt."
"gimme my two"

by jjoouulleess June 6, 2009

two man saw

Two man saw refers to when 2 men engage a woman in a sexual act. She gives oral while receiving a man's genitalia from behind. Thus, resembling a two man saw.

You'll never guess what happened last night! My buddy Ron and I took a chick a home and executed a team two man saw!

by Ronald Lee Riley February 26, 2017