turkey picker

A lesbian who performs oral sex to another woman; A carpetmuncher
by The OTP November 22, 2007
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Turkey Stepping

An exceptional level of enebriation usually resulting from the consumption of multiple different narcotics. When Turkey Stepping, one is visibly off balance, taking exaggerated strides with each knee raised and pointed outwardly.
'Far out bro, I know it's a festival and everyone's pretty buckled but that dude is Turkey Stepping hard.
by riddz April 26, 2015
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turkey piff

a girl who is ugly with flab around her neck which tends to wobble
rah, that gally is turkey piff
by piffmandep July 01, 2013
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Choking The Turkey

Essentially the same as Choking The Chicken, but with a bbc.
by Freesha Vocado July 04, 2016
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The Stuffed Turkey

Typically executed on Thanksgiving, The Stuffed Turkey is when you take the turkey legs off of a turkey and shove one in a girl’s pussy and the other in her asshole, then you have to try to eat them both out without biting her while she chugs gravy
Bro kinda wish I didn’t give my girl donkey chalk before trying The Stuffed Turkey
by Donk Daddy April 29, 2019
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Turkey on a Golf Course

A Turkey on a Golf Course is when you unzip your pants and take your balls out, leaving your dick inside your pants. This usually occurs after someone has either failed miserably at the round, or has done very well.
"Hey John, look! There's a Turkey on a Golf Course!"
"Dude put your balls away, someone will see them."
by Gary23 October 23, 2022
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