Turtle

Orange raised pavement markers in the middle of the road.

Passenger: Hey an, you're over the line! You almost just hit that orange thing.

Driver: Nah, I'm just turtle weaving.

by Anon41543 November 23, 2016

Awkward Turtle

Eric Straka invented the hand movement for awkward turtle. Twiddle your thumbs with your palms face up

Look, it’s an awkward turtle *hand movement*

by The 20 year old November 29, 2019

tennessee turtle

When a woman has taken a fresh poop without wiping, and you proceed to put your dick in and out of her ass in a swift motion (like a turtle)

*thoughts from steven* "I wish Catherine would hurry up and get out of the bathroom so I can give her this Tennessee turtle....but what if she wipes? Ha, she better not wipe"

by Dicks in our hands May 14, 2015

Colorado Snapping Turtle

The act of biting of the pubes of a woman’s vagina

Guy 1: I met this girl last night and gave her the good ol Colorado Snapping Turtle

Guy 2: Lucky! My girl won’t let me do it.

by SexcMannn September 18, 2021

drop the turtle

its like saying drop the tutorial but some dumbass said turtle

you told us to kill our selves drop the turtle

by hjslrgoh April 19, 2021

indonesian turtle Racing

When two uncircumsized men race to see whos tip breaches the foreskin first

Hey. I heard you had bets on the indonesian turtle Racing lastnight. Who won?

by TrixAre4FatKids July 12, 2025

green turtle lodge

Inserting a toy turtle into your ass and letting it slide out into a body of water.....yes this has been done before.

Yo did you see jake this weekend?.....He pulled off a green turtle lodge.

by Chilly mornings March 21, 2016