Turtle

Really, really, like really hella good weed

I just got this new dealer and I don’t know how good my new turtle is, wanna hit it with me??
Best turtle of my life dude

by mad.child October 23, 2018

Turtle

A person who has a defensive and protective façade and shell but a cute, sensitive inside.

Similar to watermelons.

I am a turtle. You think I'm tough but I cry alone a lot.

by Marbles&Envelopes November 4, 2018

TURTLE

GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE

Giselle looks so much like a turtle

by Adan Chi November 10, 2018

To Turtle

To wander aimlessly, hoping and praying to find a suitable commode to evacuation fecal material that has been inching its way out of the rectum slowly, like a turtle

I had to turtle myself 4 blocks towards the rock n Roll Hall of Fame praying they had a suitable commode.

by Mike.moffet November 12, 2018

turtles

A game played in the car where the windows are rolled up and the fresh air vent is closed, then 1 or more (preferably all) of the occupants bust ass. The loser is the first person to open the window and stick their head out..resembling a turtle.

Oh, I got a good one coming!
Me too!! Let's play turtles!!!

by phishing phool July 12, 2017

Turtle bender

The guy who has a fetish for turtles and regually has sexual inter course with them

That guy is such a turtle bender!!

by Ebneezerthegee July 22, 2017

turtle cheese

A chewy substance that is formed from only the truest and most pure rabbit's milk.

"Man I could really go for some turtle cheese right about now."

by turtle.cheese.lover708 July 23, 2017