phone beers

having pints at the pub by yourself whilst scrolling through social media or messaging friends online since they aren't there

the boys can't make the pub after work today so I might head down for a few phone beers

by slangslang April 4, 2021

Jim crackcorn I EYE phone

A JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE IS A HALF HUMAN WHO SPENDS ALOT OF MONEY ON A BRAND

For example a JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE WILL LICK THE I EYE PHONE TILL ITS NICELY MOIST THEN SET IT TO VIBRATE AND RAM IT INTO HIS ASSHOLE WHILE BANGING HIS NEIGHBOURS WALL AND SCREAMING FOR A HAIR TRANSPLANT

by 11williams11 April 5, 2021

Phone mode

Phone mode - When a person is unable to process enough data to listen and scroll at the same time, and the scrolling is apparently more important to them than whatever you are saying.

I tried to tell Uncle Jim about something but he didn't hear a word of it because he was in Phone Mode

by SHAD0WZOMBIE April 21, 2021

Phone

A phone is a electronic

Can i have my phone back please?

by SDirah April 23, 2021

phone gap

in slow, heavy traffic, it’s the wide gap created between cars by someone who doesn’t move because they’re distracted by their phone. Very convenient for changing lanes

I can change lanes with the phone gap that just opened up, so I won’t miss my exit

by udghost May 20, 2021

phone player

niggas who be playing on yo phone like talking shit on the phone but wont do nun

that nigga was playing on my phone last night. he a phone player

by nang4200 May 20, 2021

motorola phone

ghetto phone that lil peep always references.

“motorola phone i ain’t going home” -drive by by lil peep

by registeredflexoffender May 21, 2021