When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then firmly grasp the shaft of your penis and have a companion motion it up and down.
Hey Brian! I don’t want to make it weird or anything, but could you give me a Dutch uncle? I’ve got blue balls, and I just bought you Chik Fil A, so you kinda owe me.
by TacoDaav August 31, 2022
Get the Dutch Unclemug. The act of receiving oral sex while eating a toaster strudel and depositing crumbs on to the givers back.
by Crumbed April 16, 2024
Get the dutch Strudelmug. by QueefQueen666 August 29, 2023
Get the queef Dutch ovenmug. A recreational past time involving two friends, a courgette and some marijuana. You take the courgette and put a hole in it from top to bottom. Then you put a hole at the midpoint that intersects the first hole. Pack this hole full of marijuana. The first friend takes this courgette packed with pot and insert it in their arse hole. The second friend gets into position and lights the weed. To keep the weed burning the first friend occasionally farts to provide airflow as the second friend draws in a heady breath of THC and shit
Friend 1: Oh dude I just broke my bong
Friend 2: Don't worry fam I've got you back, I've got a courgette and some lube. We can do a Dutch courgette
Friend 2: Don't worry fam I've got you back, I've got a courgette and some lube. We can do a Dutch courgette
by Flaming_Monkey March 11, 2022
Get the Dutch Courgettemug. Dutches means royalty bout she's A very pretty female ,very atractive also she's highly intelligent And she is nice but if you push her to her limit she can be a real bitch
by Day by nigth December 16, 2018
Get the Dutchesmug. When Corey has to say too many letters in one night and gets tongue tied implying a dirty joke... that requires you to go to the grocery store and takes 45 minutes.
by anonymous October 10, 2023
Get the Dutch tiestomug. by wiggins December 3, 2022
Get the Dutch Vinemug.