Cock Wrangler

One who wrestles male genitalia for recreational purposes.

John went downtown today with the bros and they got naked and wrangled each others cocks, no homo. He was the cock wrangler for the afternoon.

by ShortyJ8911 December 3, 2010

cock starved

Cock starved - A state some men and women find themselves in when they do not get to suck or fuck a REAL MANS cock on a regular or semi-regular basis. Someone who loves to suck cock but has not had the opportunity to do so in a long time.

ME if I don't get to suck at least one cock a week. "Please come over, I am cock starved and I need to service a real man" OR "Man, Brian was sure cock starved yesterday, he went to the adult theater and sucked 4 cocks off. He swallowed 3 loads and wore the 4th on his face when he was at work."

by Scott Walcott April 15, 2008

black cock

Just a normal penis that many lowlife black men like to exaggerate about. They lie about having huge dicks to give themselves a feeling of security because they have nothing else to be proud of. This cliche is often taken to ridiculous levels in porn where they hold 2 foot long dildos over their crotches and shovel it into some poor woman's body while the "cuckold" (almost always a flaccid white man) watches. It gets to be pretty downright racist against white people. The truth is there is almost no discernible difference between any race regarding penis size, and even at that, the average penis is much better at pleasing a vagina than an enormous dildo.

A) Low-life black man: "muh dik iz hueg! all de bitchez luv da big blak cok!"
Black businessman: "That's cool, keep bragging about that while I apply myself to things that actually matter."

B) (During a porn shoot)
Nasty unkempt black man: "yea u liek dat whitey? ur bitch luv da big black cock! u b jeluz!
Nasty slut: "Ooh yes fuck me harder! ..when do I get my money?"
"Cuckold" (actually unrelated to actress): "Oh boo hoo I'm getting paid to stand here and do nothing.. sure is horrible"
Nasty unkempt black man: "Hahaha- whoops, dildo slipped off.... readjusting... k good. Ahahaha!"

by justaguy844 March 22, 2011

cock boy

a cock loving boy who loves the cock and eats ass all day,

watch out for johnny hes a cock boy

by dezz March 12, 2003

Cock Tourettes

Saying or typing the word cock repeatedly without having any control over it.

All direct quotes from @cosmicgirlie (who has cock tourettes) on Twitter

Sometimes a cock just totally creeps up on me unawares.

I think I may have slipped several cocks in already, without even thinking about it.

Cock.

Don't make me throw a cock out there now.

I yell cock on a more regular basis on twitter. That, and I often get my boobs out.

by Laura AWNTYM February 23, 2010

Norman's Cock

Norman's Cock was a battle during the invasion of Britain in 1066 by William the Conqueror. It was a particularly bloody battle, resulting in thousands of casualties on both the English and French sides. It is unknown where the name comes from, but it is believed to have been a misnomer from "Norman's Coq", ie, Chicken, the cowardly streak wrongly attributed to the French soldiers by the English.

Used slightly out of context these days, usually to gauge how bad something is.

When someone calls Marge "Duck", that's almost as bad as Norman's Cock.

by Cock Flasp August 21, 2006

Cock Throb

When one of your friends is talking about something you can't put up with anymore and say cock throb to end the conversation.

Ron: My refrac is back boys
Dave: Cock throb
Ron: Fuck I need to talk to someone about it

by Lube Nudeman April 27, 2015