sad cum

sad cum is premature ejaculation caused by depression

'last night I was trying to beat my meat but I had a sad cum'

by Not Vick July 12, 2018

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Cum curry

When the man cums in the girls asshole and she shits. Typically eaten right after the woman shits. Typically a result of super messy anal.

After my boyfriend came in my ass, I was too lazy to clean it out so I just made some cum curry.

by JewishGrandpa July 19, 2019

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Cum sauce

Mayo like sauce with a more pungent taste and texture.

Sam loves a bit of cum sauce drizzled over his beef

by Fanny craddok June 11, 2016

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The weight that an individual gains after starting a new relationship due to the large(or not) volume of semen that is consumed during foreplay and/or sexual intercourse.

Can be used in a derogatory manner or not depending on individuals and context of conversation.

Non derogatory:
I have put on 6lbs since dating him, its totally cum weight.

Derogatory:
That bitch is so fat, its totally all cum weight.

by NMasters September 25, 2012

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Cum Munchies

When you are in the mood for a snack, but the only snack that will do is cum.

Dude #1: "Man, I haven't had any spunk all week! A nice hot load would really hit the spot right about now."

Dude #2: "Dude, you've got the cum munchies!"

by Cameron_Hunter December 17, 2012

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