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shit test

in a shit test, you give someone an easy way to hate you, and a hard way to like you.
if that someone choses the easy way to hate you, then he failed your shit test.

an "easy way to hate you" could be some "politically incorrect" expression,
which causes a meltdown in triggered leftists (hysteria, overreacting to ridiculously small problems),
which absolutely blocks them from discussing the actual issue at hand ("a hard way to like you")

aka: stress test, personality test
ha, you fell for my shit test, bye!
by milahu December 8, 2025
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NSAPND Test

NSAPND meaning “Non-spherical and parents not dead” test, is a test someone must pass in order to have a right to insult you. Failing to do so, they simply don’t have the right.
“Julie tried to calling me out as a skank in front of all my friends, but luckily she failed the NSAPND test.”

this sentence could be shortened to “…but luckily NSAPND”
by deidre suchenbaum December 9, 2025
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ten second test

The amount of time it takes on a blind date or a computer date site date before you realize that the next hour or two is going to be a total waste of time. In other words: you're not attracted.
Dude #1: How was the date last night?
Dude #2: Horrible!
Dude #1: What? She fail the ten second test?
Dude #2: No, I think I did! She hardly talked to me or looked at me the whole time.
by Vagabond King January 31, 2010
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The Ladder Test

If playing an online game and wonder if you lag, you start climbing up a ladder in the game, to see if you make it to the top or if you just keep on jumping from on top to on bottom.
Gamer#1: "Dude! I so shot that guy in the face, and it took him freakin' three second to die! Bajingless!"

Gamer#1's Online Buddy:"Do The Ladder Test. I see one right over there."
by TurnOnLamp September 25, 2010
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passing a test

The act of or concerning the need to pass a urine examination to see if it has illicit chemicals from previous engagements.
"I'm going to be passing a test soon to get this new job, hopefully."
"I'll piss in dat cup for chu son!"
passing a test
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Shits going to get tasty

When an event or something is going to reach an exciting climax.
Lad 1: Hey you watching the game
Lad A: Yeah this Shits going to get tasty
Lad 1: I know i cant wait
by Winning Guy April 29, 2011
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The Actor's Test

The Actor's Test is something done by many Theatre students. To do the Actor's test, you first need two Actors, same sex, opposite sex, doesn't matter. The point of the Actor's test is to see how long each person can last with their faces positioned close enough to kiss without making contact. The loser is usually the first to freak out.
Renelle called Nick out, so she dared him to take on the Actor's Test with her.
by theActingProctor December 3, 2011
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