lets take a walk

When at a party or a place drinking, a guy says this to a girl. Meaning to either go hookup or see how far you can get before you get cockblcoked by drunk assholes. Meant more for when your drinking outside and there woods or a open field.

Girl: omfgg im so drunk right now,who are you again? im so confused,where are we even!

Boy: Hey dont worry about my name, lets take a walk.(pushes girl towards walking destination or grabs hand)

by letsdrinkontheroofyo November 4, 2009

taking grandma to applebee's

Sexual act in which a man stuffs a piece of fruit, though most often an apple, entirely up an elderly woman's pussy. He then proceeds to remove it from her gray cave and serve it to her on a cheap and dirty acrylic plate.

Hector: I took Dolores to Applebee's last night.
Gustavo: Oh yeah? How was the food?
Hector: No, you idiot. I stuffed a pear in her box then made her eat it.
Gustavo: <silence>
Hector: You've never enjoyed the experience of taking grandma to Applebee's before?
Gustavo: Can't say that I have.
Hector: You're missing out. Sometimes the old hag will leave you a tip. Depends on the quality of the fruit though.

by ZarpaDelTigre November 11, 2010

Take Anal Correctly

To take a cock in the ass without complaint or excessive crying. To get right stretched out without trying to slow things down on the penetrative stroke.

Yeah, it's nice to find a girl that can take anal correctly, I hate it when girls ruin my shwerve as I stick it in.

by GlobalRecession November 29, 2010

Taking it to the grave with me

To love something so much that you don’t want to lose it even after you’ve died

I love that tote bag so much! I’m taking it to the grave with me

by good_grief_natalia April 9, 2020

Spaghetti Take-Out

The action of eating a woman out while she is on her period. Blood may get into her public hair, and thus look like spaghetti.
See also Bad Idea

Woman 1: Wow, you're hot, I wanna give you a Slur-Pee
Woman 2: No, not today, I'm more red than 1963 Russia.
Woman 1: Well, in that case, how about some Spaghetti Take-Out?
Woman 2: Hmm...
(1 hour and 1 messy face later)
Woman 2: My stomach hurts, I'm hungry, I want chocolate, I want to go shopping, you don't love me anymore, etc.

by Kirby Riot (Big Jillie) November 24, 2004

Take a dip

When you sit on the toilet and your balls hit the water....preferably those of a Mawee warrior named Woufo.....

Dude last night I went to the bathroom and took a dip...
Ew gross did u wipe them off?
Or
Let's take a dip....

by Woufo March 29, 2015

taking back sunday

gay ass emo band. band that guys (my brother) use to try to impress girls. share the nickname of a television station they suck balls along with these other bands... simple plan(if they even exist), saves the day, story of the year, allister, i dont feel like going on cause im hungry.

"its not singing, its coordinated yelling"... and crying

by patty mcfatty September 15, 2004