Smoking Clown

When you take a massive hit of weed, give a menstruating woman oral pleasure and then exhale.

What’s that on your face?

I smoked a shit ton last night and gave that girl the smoking clown

by The crazy clown October 5, 2019

What acid you’re smoking

When someone is tweaking really badly. This is a phrase you can say when someone is acting especially crazy.

I don’t know what acid you’re smoking but I didn’t cheat on you!!

by Jazzyraing October 8, 2019

smoke my ashes

When your paying exaggerated compliments to someone.

- OMG, You look great!! What happened?! Has your fairy godmother visited you?
- You smoke my ashes, man! Thanks, but I just lost a few pounds.

by WASPish girl October 10, 2019

half smoked

Vancouver Island, BC Native slang for half breed

“Are you half smoked? Whose your parents?”

by itZe August 18, 2019

Smoked Coochie

When you vape and blow every last bit of the puff into a girls coochie. It only works when the male and female feel a sense of pleasure and is so powerful, the bitch needs to take a pregnancy test ASAP.

"Whatd you have for dinner?"
"Smoked coochie."
"Was it good?"
"Hell yeah!"

by The Big Thicc September 11, 2019

dirty smoke screen

The act of blowing vape smoke up a human rectum just before flatulence. After the smoke is dispersed by the flatulence...stick your dick in

Me and Keisha performed a dirty smoke screen

by Dirty smoke screen May 17, 2018

3rd hand smoke

It’s where you smoke out of your asshole

I can do 3rd hand smoke

by Yoyogurl May 18, 2018