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Russian Jesus

The man who walked on tanks

Turned water into Vodka

Gave children trench coats

His mom was a mob boss

His dad was a whore
Did you hear about Russian Jesus? He is GOD
by Mr. Jesus.com March 23, 2022
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Russian Salad

Straight Vodka.
Since Russians don't have a lot of vegetables, they have to make due with making salad from potatoes. And what better than turning those potatoes into delicious Vodka.
Hey bro, Could you hook us up with some Russian Salad, We were going to party hard tonight!
by BadChad60nad November 10, 2020
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Russian Schlong Whipping

When your uncle comes over from his weekly visit from Russia, you must bend over and pledge alliegence to his whip. Bend over and let him whip your ballsack until it rips open and your kidney beans fall out. Proceed to cut off the strings and cook them on a Bunsen burner and serve with a side of mayonnaise and brown mustard. Cut off our Weiner and put in a hot dog bun. Serve with the blood of your enemies. Sit naked on a spiked chair and watch him majestically eat them. Have Fun!
Can't wait until my uncle domes over from Russia and gives me the best Russian Schlong Whipping of my life!
by Shaedy September 20, 2018
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Russian headlock

When a male gets naked & immediately puts you in a full Nelson
Shut up lil bro before I put you in the Russian headlock
by KINGVONFRMDAO August 15, 2022
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Russian Omelette

A sex move where a guy sticks an egg in a girls vagina and the guys fucks her so hard that he scrambled the egg.
Bro I was hella hungry one night so I but I didn’t have my frying pan so I had to give here the Russian omelette.
by WhiskeredPP December 22, 2020
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russian dads

A Dad who doesn’t stick around to long and also has about 50 wife’s around the world and now he is intonational so obviously 2+2=4-1=3 that’s quick maths
Yo my Russian Dads is a prick lol
by Allangestwich November 19, 2017
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Russian Castle

The act of placing a testicle on each of your partner's eyes and receiving a rim job whislt masturbating. NOT to be confused with the Arabian Sandstorm.
Tonight's my birthday so Rachel has agreed to partake in a Russian Castle with me!
by rodrew December 29, 2018
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