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501 pounds

A 501-pound Blue Marlin: A significant fishing catch landed by the "Rocky Mountain Hookers" team, which secured them first place in a tournament.
Measurement: It is a unit of weight equal to 501 times the international avoirdupois pound (defined as exactly 0.45359237 kg).
Mass Equivalents:
Kilograms: Approximately

kg.
Ounces:

ounces
I have 501 pounds of fish
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Post Pounder

A woman who is smaller that you could in theory use like a post pounder and slam up and down on your rod
Oh she’s clearly a post pounder
by IloveAndrewTate March 26, 2026
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Pigeon Pounder

When a New Yorker gets a little bored in the city, they will often go out on the streets and find a pigeon (ideally a baby) and start absolutely pounding it to the moon and back. The power at which they please themselves is enough to bring the dollar slice back.
Man... I'm thinking of doing a Pigeon Pounder later, are you down?
by newyorker51 July 18, 2025
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Paddy Poundcake

The sacred act of dropping a long, heavy-duty dump on work time — the kind that echoes, steams, and might legally qualify as a biohazard.

Derived from “Paddy” — short for cow pat, as in a big, steaming slab of shit — and “poundcaking”, the process of packing it in thick. Together, they form a majestic union of paid time-wasting and gastrointestinal warfare.
Boss: “Where’s Nathan?”
Worker: “He must be dropping another Paddy Poundcake. Been gone since smoko.”
by The Real Detective July 30, 2025
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cunt pounding interest

when a person, mostly a man, is so attracted to a woman that he wants to have sexual intercourse with her.
Dan: Yo Tony! Who was that gorgeous woman you were talking to over there?
Tony: Oh, you're talking about Zoey? She's my financial advisor.
Dan: Great, I'm going over there and show offer her some "cunt pounding interest".
by TheToesKnows September 16, 2025
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pumpkin pounder

A pumpkin pounder is a person who has intercourse with a red head thus they are a pumpkin pounder
That guy over there is a pumpkin pounder, he only has sex with red heads!
by map024 September 23, 2025
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Patio Pounder

A refreshing, preferably alcoholic, drink to consume in mass quantities on a patio in the summer time.
Why is bill passed out in the pool house?

He’s been drinking patio pounders all day
by Patiopounderpaul April 26, 2025
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