Texas phone call massacre

Texas phone call massacre:
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.

Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.

by BTK ALL DAY August 29, 2018

i've got 2 phones

Another meaning for I don't care

"My dog died" I've got 2 phones

by 1245862 October 25, 2023

Phone-ist

Phone-ist Refers To The Use Of Being Prejudiced Against A Certain Type Of Phone Brand

Speaker 1 "Haha You Have A Samsung. What A Loser. You Know Iphones Are A Million Times Better.:

Speaker 2 "Are You Being Phone-ist Right now?"

by Zain Robinson July 19, 2024

Mums Phone

Slang for your Mums clit/pussy

Me: You sound like an 8 year old on his mums phone

Kid: What does that mean, I’m gonna look it up

by FuckingSket69 November 22, 2019

Phone loop

When u do mdma alone and end up with no battery on ur phone so u plug it in and switch it on to call someone or listen to music. U get confused between the start up screen and shutdown screen and end up switching the phone off when its turning on and switching the phone off when its turning on running out the battery and wasting ur roll looking at ur phone getting pissed off. This is the creator if mdma's way of punishing people for constantly using their phone on mdma and/or take too much so they get confused.

I heard you did a pill on your own the other night, how was it? You weren't answering your phone.

It was great except for when i got stuck in the phone loop which kind of wasted my roll.

by AcidTest2003 October 19, 2019

Nothing Phone (2)

If OnePlus and Apple collaborated to make a phone, it would be this.
Literally an Android with one of the most popular iPhone features: iMessage ( blue bubbles :) ), and it's cheaper than an iPhone.

Bryant: Ayo bruh I just got the new Nothing Phone (2)
Kyle: Psshhh... That's way less than nothing compared to my iPhone 15 Pro Max...
Bryant: it sends blue messages
Kyle: uhhh... ummmm... Don't talk to me loser. (mumbles in whiner-who-lost-in-argument)

by DarkAF420 December 13, 2023

if phones were airliners

iPhone 12 mini = Airbus A318 with PW6000

iPhone 13 mini = Airbus A318 with CFM56-5B

iPhone XS, 11 Pro = Airbus A319ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A

iPhone XR, 11 = Airbus A320ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A

iPhone 12/12 Pro, 13/13 Pro = Airbus A320ceo with sharklets and CFM56-5B

iPhone 14, 15, 16E = Airbus A320neo with CFM LEAP 1A

iPhone 14 Pro, 15 Pro, 16 = Airbus A320neo with PW1100G

iPhone XS Max, 11 Pro Max = Airbus A330-200 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 12 Pro Max, 13 Pro Max = Airbus A330-300 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 14 Pro Max/Plus, 15 Pro Max/Plus, 16 Plus = Airbus A330-900neo

iPhone 16 Pro Max = Airbus A350 XWB 1000

if phones were airliners

by why are russian girls so cute July 27, 2025