russian prison

when you’re low key trying to say she’s a hoe....

“omg, she’s been through a russian prison!”

by itztayler November 8, 2017

Russian beyblade

When you rip out anal beads in a speed so fast it is like you are ripping the cord on a beyblade

I did Russian beyblade with my girl last week and she is still not talking to me

by Floatson November 20, 2020

Russian Twist

While jacking off spin, spin a circle and try to ejaculate in your partners' mouth. Extra style points if you get it fully in their mouth, points deducted if you get it on their face or eyes.

-RegisteredSexOffender

"Yo what did you do with you girlfriend last night?"
"Oh we tried the Russian Twist but I got it in her eyes."

by Registered_Sex_Offender January 16, 2021

Russian Redwood

When you’re in the Russian River and you’re getting some head

I went to the river over the weekend and my girl gave me a Russian redwood.

by Floatyourgoat November 14, 2023

The Russian Rebelion

The Russian Rebelion is performed by funneling a pint of vodka in both of your ass's and proceed to fuck her in the ass while simultaneously self fucking with the empty bottle

I met this Russian girl and she wouldn't stop talking about wanting to do "The Russian Rebelion". best night of my life!

by Twich_Rade November 16, 2022

russian poolet

When you're almost sure you have to crap but decide to fart and try relieving some pressure until you can get to the washroom.

Bill: "Damn. I took a chance and farted before I could get to the john, and I just shit myself"
Frank: "Jesus buddy. Tough luck. You lost at russian poolet!"

by Killer Llama November 23, 2016

Russian Suction Cup

When two individuals scissor with moist buttholes, causing the buttholes to suction when pulling apart.

That was the best Russian Suction Cup I've ever experienced.

by Skatecrete April 1, 2022