Matthew

A Matthew is the type of person to say slurs to minorities and then becomes defensive when they get upset. He catcalls women on the street thinking they’re boys, and gets off to Rolie Olie Polie.

Matthew got cancer…but he’s a Virgo?

by GonorrhoeaGobbler July 4, 2023

Matthew

is the best type of guy friend you will ever have. if your sad, mad, or anything of the sort he will be there and make you laugh. matthew is the most loyal friend or lover you will ever have. he has crushes and admire them from a distance but will never express his feeling because he is scared of outcomes. he will have people come up to him and be shy but once you get to know him, he’s the life of the party. matthew will always have admires but will always run because he’s scared of the future. matthew doesn’t like opening up because he doesn’t think his feelings aren’t as important as his friends and doesn’t want to be selfish expressing them.

damn is that a matthew, he’s so fun at parties but he has a secret but nobody knows it.

by roger1780 November 21, 2021

matthew

matthews usually like to listen to music specifically Kanye west. They are very sexy and beautiful people who extrude positive energy. You can’t never get bored around a matthew

Did you see that crazy guy yelling at a kanye concert? he must be matthew

by hhsjsie August 21, 2022

Matthewism

The belief in which you don’t believe in god because believing in god stops you from believing in yourself. Matthewism is named after Matthew Sidell, the philosopher behind the religion.

Matthew: why the fuck would you believe in god?!
Me: because good things must come from somewhere...?
Matthew: fuck you! Only you can make good stuff happen to yourself!
Me: now that’s a philosophy I can stand by!
Matthew: I’ll call it... matthewism!

by ThatBitchOnYoCeiling:TakeALook June 2, 2019

Matthew

ugly, stupid, unfunny, boring. no one likes matthew

I HATE MATTHEW UGHHHDHDHDHBSWJC

by pluhmm November 16, 2021

Matthew Seely

A candidate that lives 100 miles from the district he’s running in.

Alt:
A sociopath that has an inflated self-image, even though everything he has was handed to him.

The guy that nobody likes acts like a Matthew Seely.

by Make America Great Again Again July 17, 2022

Matthew

Boy with glasses and wears white champion shoes who period 1 is algebra 1 and his 5th period is science

Matthew was on his phone in class basically all the time but he never got caught

by Lonely_Biatch October 2, 2021