Diarrhea Christmas Lights

Explosive squirts filled with colourful chunks that a video game uses to blind me.

Jimmy: Hey John, look at this awesome video game!
John: I cant, i already have looked at it. I now lack eyes.
Jimmy: Why?
John: You see, my eyes were caked with Diarrhea Christmas Lights, and that burned a permanent scar into my retinas. The pain was so unbearable I scooped my own eyes out with a spoon.
Jimmy: Oh ok

Diarrhea Christmas Lights by Screaming_Egg April 1, 2020

lightbulb bitch 

when you and your friends have led light strips and that one friend has an led lightbulb instead

it can also be used as an insult

V: Yeah, I have LED lights too
S: Your LED lights aren’t strips it’s a lightbulb
P: Lightbulb bitch

S: you ugly ass bitch
P: stfu you lightbulb bitch

lightbulb bitch by badbitcclesbian January 7, 2021

Ass Lightning 

A sudden cramp of your sphincter muscle that feels like you just got hit by a bolt of lightning.

Johnny's sudden bout of ass lightning nearly knocked him out of his chair.

Ass Lightning by MonkeyClicker April 18, 2016

Lightsaber 

Something which will make a fine addition to your collection.

Your lightsabers will make a fine addition to my collection.

Lightsaber by Space General December 9, 2017

Lightning McQueen Crocs 

The only version of crocs that actually fucking matter, but crocs wont make them in adult sizes, so you go through foot binding to be able to fit them as a 30 year old.

Person 1: Bro why do you have such tiny feet?
Person 2: Its so I can fit my Lightning McQueen crocs

Lightning McQueen Crocs by NaLuWaVe8o8 August 3, 2018

Lightning Quick Larcenist 

A Lightning Quick Larcenist is a fast infiltrator who steals a safe from a crime organization, only to find out the safe has only a teddy bear in it

You achieved the rank of: Lightning Quick Larcenist

Lightning Quick Larcenist by NovumPhoenixDuck September 26, 2020

Bud Lighted

To be canceled by proud American Patriots.

Woke stores are being Bud Lighted.

Bud Lighted by Freedom_1776 May 23, 2023