Bands

A large stack of money held together with rubberbands

Bands will make her dance

by KBreezel December 8, 2017

Blazer Band

A musical group, usually from the early 2000’s, that begins to experience a degree of success in which they feel obligated to create a facade of professionalism by wearing blazers over semi casual attire in press photos and during performances.

Dude #1: Yo, I saw Spoon at the Windjammer last night.

Dude #2: Sick. How was it?
Dude #1: It was alright. But I feel like it’s been ten years and they’re still just blazer band, try hard status though.

Dude #2: Weak.

by Hipsterstew October 17, 2021

NiXOs (the band)

Nixos are a punk rock band from Venice, California.
Champions of the disenfranchised.

NiXOs (the band) are playing a show, we should go see them - they're rad!

by Rufus K May 20, 2024

g-band

A thousand (a grand) dollars wrapped in an identifying band from the bank.

I walked away with 9 g-bands playin' dice with the fellas.

by c-vil December 7, 2016

Bro Band

A smartphone accessory for simple hands-free driving. Comprised of a rubber band around your head that securely holds your smartphone in place close to your ear and mouth.

Hey, this bro band is great. I can drive without having to hold my phone.

by Prunella V July 16, 2015

Horny Band

A band from the mid 2000s that you'd listen to in your friend's basement under a disco ball with 5 of your closest friends while you played monopoly together and talked about how shitty it is now that your parents are divorced.

Bro, I just found a new horny band, can I put it on the playlist?

by McGibbins October 22, 2020

Band mid

Autocorrect made me do this.

nO gOoGLe, BanD KiD nOt BaNd MiD

by bandmids April 22, 2023