one drunk

When one says they are going to get one drink and end up getting drunk.

Man you are one drunk.

by Puppie 21 March 7, 2019

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one-hit

See: Millennial

Ever notice how these one-hitters are so shielded these days?

by SomeGuyWhoThinksHeKnowsItAll November 14, 2018

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Hallo-one

On Halloween when you put out a Just Take One sign but don't care how many they take, because you couldn't care less.

You were such a passionate Trick-Or-Treater as a child when parents could still put up with it, but in this generation are always a Hallo-One

by -Soup- October 21, 2016

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Asshole-in-one

When you strike an obnoxious golfer or disc golfer with a ball or disc, respectively.

I was playing a solo round or disc golf yesterday behind a group of six that wouldn’t let me play through, so I scored an asshole-in-one off the tee pad to voice my displeasure.

I didn’t realize I was being a drunk and obnoxious asshole on the links yesterday, until a guy on the card behind me teed up an asshole-in-one on me.

by Cpl Schmuckatelli July 22, 2020

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made one

Took a dump.

"I almost made one in my pants."

by Atrocious_Slug September 23, 2022

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One Direction

A boy-band made up of 4 (before 5) members: Harry Styles (marry me I'm single too), Louis Tomlinson (I'm single remember huh), Niall Horan (the Irish princess) and Liam Payne (No Liam just Payne), before Zayn Malik was also part of it but he left the band.
They promised they would be back in 18 months (Promise😊) but it's already been 5 years and they haven't come back yet, summing up they are kidding us, and they make me cry every night (tpwk) oh well I love you 1D even if you all will never come back.
and remember,Just stop your crying It's a sign of the times.

one direction no liam just payne

by tppwk May 9, 2021

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