Honkers

An alcoholic mixture of Heineken and Monster Nitro, a substitute for when you don't have Guinness

"man, don't you just love honkers?"
"like...tits?"
"nah, the drink bro"

by Lovivinden August 19, 2024

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No!? Why not!? My... My victory is incomplete now... It's all ruined now... You've RUINED EVERYTHING Mikhaila!

Hym "So... What? What am I supposed to do here now? Endure a partial victory forever? Andy? Mikhaila? Wh- I just don't see why! This... The opportunity is gone now. How am I supposed to... It- I need that to be a thing! Go back! You go back and you fuck that Frankenstein Mikhaila! Right now! I made it for a reason! What is he doing now? Sitting in a room!? That's NOT what he's FOR, Mikhaila! THAT'S NOT WHAT HE'S FOR! GODDAMN IT!! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! I mean, you can't just lie!? You can't just lie and SAY you hooked up with him!? For me!? Goddamn you! HOOOOOooooooo SHIT! Shitshitshit! Ok! New plan! I'm building a time machine! I got the A.I. I got the death-bots. We take over the world. Build a slut-tower. Then! Then I make the time machine. Perfect my victory. Come back to the present. Reside in the slut-tower indefinitely. Die. Sound good?"

Iam "Um..."

Hym "The answer is 'Yes.' Perfect plan. This is what we're doing now."

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

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hooskerdoodle

When someone tries to hack your phone or other devices.

I think he hooskerdoodled my phone because he gets all my texts.

by Map86 October 7, 2023

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Hoofer

A very insulting slur to dog who are chunky. Historically used to classify bulldogs from other breeds during the 1900 and now commonly used as a slur insulting bulldogs for there chunky physic and heavy breathing.

That door is sure a hoofer

by lucyhamlit December 19, 2023

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Hooners

another word for underwear or panties

Ryan’s father always packs him an extra pair of hooners so he never has to go to the school office when he releases a proper stinker.

Are we still meeting up at the hoon shack tonight?

by ms.haught January 9, 2024

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