Goosed

When you are so high, that you can’t remember if you just hit the bong or not; so you just hit it again.

Ralphio- Shit man... I just goosed the hell out of that bong!

Kyle- No shit dude, it was my turn.

by KristaBrooks January 7, 2021

Grey Goo

Grey Goo is a game character from the 'Tasty Planet' series. It follows the plot of a scientist creating something that can eat dirt and clean bathrooms, but it ends up eating the whole universe. The Grey Goo first eats dirt, hops on to a hand of the scientist's assistant then eats viruses, red blood cells and white blood cells. then after being drained to a river he eats everything else.

Professor:I MADE IT
Assistant:What is it?
Professor:The Grey Goo
Assistant:What does it do?
Professor:It cleans bathrooms

2 hours later

Professor:Oh no
Assistant:RUN!!!!

by Ahyesaverylongpseudonymboi September 21, 2021

Spew Goo

When Ryan Butcher from The Boys goes with Victoria Neumanns daughter, he could spew goo on her.

Homelander: Just nobody come back pregnant!
Homelander: Im kidding im kidding..
Homelander: Altough Ryan could Spew Goo

by shiteather2201 June 16, 2024

Goose

A white: car, truck or suv.

Lemme get the keys to the goose!

by Coot225 November 6, 2020

Clapping the Goose

To vigorously masturbate.

"I caught ol' Nick in their clapping the goose after hours in the employee bathroom."

by Goose-Grappler-27 January 18, 2019

Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.

"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"

by Napoleonic Rat February 13, 2024

Goo

blue little blob from the object show inanimate insanity (joke submission)

Is that Goo?

by DaRealDMIA May 15, 2023