Mattress food

A sexually attractive woman

She looks like mattress food, I’ve got to feed her to my mattress.

by Daproduca May 20, 2022

Burnt Food

A white single mom who has a black baby.

Stacy is Burnt Food don't touch that.

by Krunchi May 29, 2018

Sea food

The most disgusting thing you could ever fucking eat

“Hey let’s go get some sea food” “this bitch a whole alien

by Bitch corvette corvette May 10, 2021

food dick

when the food makes you horny.

Damn my food dick is so hard right now, I can eat a horse.

by poshzilla March 16, 2020

food bank

A place created for and invented by conservative MP's in order to have photographs taken of them helping the poor

Davis Cameron is out helping the poor at the food bank they didn't need until he was elected

by NoseBagUK March 21, 2022

fast acting food

Any snack or meal that passes through you so fast (think "bad poopy"), that it is almost as if you hadn't even eaten.

Wow, that was some fast acting food ! I didn't even get out of the Chinese restaruant before it left my system.

Dudette, what was up with that chocolate cake at Carissa's last night? It was like, wicked fast acting food! I bet I didn't gain an ounce but I don't think I want any more anytime soon.

by Bad Momma September 15, 2011

food bait

Eating leftovers so you force someone living with you to make food

Person 1: "Did you eat the rest of the spaghetti?"

Person 2: "Yep. Classic food bait. Now you have to cook something and I get a fresh meal."

by honestly23 May 14, 2025