Dutch Strawberry

The act of a women sitting on your face while menstruating.

My girlfriend decided to give me a Dutch strawberry last night.

by Ron with a bong March 25, 2022

Behind the scenes Dutch rudder

When your friend is doing someone Doggy style and you stand behind them naked and move their hips.

Man me and jimmy behind the scenes Dutch rudders her and she had no clue

by Mike Oxtasty May 1, 2020

Dutch Maiden

A Virgin or sexually inexperienced male wearing a yellow wig at a drag show who swears he is straight.

Who does he think he's fooling with that wig? He is a total Dutch Maiden

by JayneDough86 February 9, 2022

Dutch and fuck

A Dutch and fuck is when a lame dude from Tinder/Bumble doesn’t have a job but still asks a chick out on a date then splits the check (“going Dutch”) because he’s broke and even after he has the chick pay he still tries to close the deal by asking to go back her place (presumably because he lives with his parents).

That date went terribly wrong, he left the check on the table until I offered to split it, then still asked if my roommates were home. He tried to pull a total Dutch and fuck.

by SL44 April 21, 2018

Double Dutching

Double dutching is the act of you and your significant other sharing a king-size pillow between your knees.

I spooned my wife and we fell asleep double dutching.

by MayorOfDunktown March 7, 2020

dutch glove trigger

When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.

The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.

Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.

by trumpblows April 24, 2022

Pennsylvania Dutch

A sex position where you fart in ones mouth and they give you a blowjob

Mike: Yo I just gave alexia the Pennsylvania Dutch

Jason: what the fuck is that
Mike: it’s where you fart in someone’s mouth and they give you a blowjob
Jason: stay the fuck away from me

by Footlongfresh January 19, 2022