douche swaggled

When someone has been screwed over or ripped off.

Damn, someone stole my stash. I've been douche swaggled.

by part time chef February 9, 2014

Douche-centage

Percent of douche in an area. Typically used to describe a high percentage.

Example
Jeff: Are you guys thinking about going to Rehab at the Hard Rock?

Scott: Probably not, usually there is too high of a douche-centage there.

by S-M-R May 24, 2010

Douche Nuke

The only weapon capable of dealing with a Mega Douche, this is a put-down so powerful the offending douchebag realizes the full extent of his douchiness and is vaporized.

Did you hear the put-down Mike dropped on the Mega Douche Dickie? Total Douche Nuke! Dickie melted down completely.

by speedshift September 14, 2014

Douche dumpling

Douche Dumplings are hairstyles known to both Milennials and the LGBTQ community. A douche dumpling is often the hairstyle of choice for those confused between the need to have bangs and a buzz cut. More commonly referred to as a man bun.

today I spotted an entitled hipster aimlessly crusing the boulevard in his Toyota prius, well under the speed limit of course. As he flicked the lever to open his sun roof. The douche dumpling perched firmly atop his head began to slowly unravel causing thus causing him to narrowly miss the oncoming lgbtq rally that was forming .

by LJpeas October 18, 2021

douch nosel

A dude that cant keep his dick is his pants

That dude Cheeto has been with so many hoes what a douch nosel.

by Countryboi77 March 5, 2017

douche length

The spacing between vehicles , when you are trying to pull into traffic. It is approximately too close to pull out and too far apart for you to actually get to where you are going on time. ie. 1/2 to 3/4 of a Yugo car length.

15 trucks in a row, all going a douche length. Well might as well settle down until the incest pride parade goes past.

by benthenry April 3, 2015

Douche nozzle

A person acting in a douchey way

Conner is a douche nozzle

by Spritecranberry November 27, 2018