Fun Cum

-Fun Cum-

When a man ejaculates in his pants, also known as "jizzing", has an intense surge of hornyness after participating in a non-sexual activity.

(Fu(h)n) (Cu(h)m)

After that game of chess I believe i had a fun cum because of the intense strategy I put in to win.

by FunCUMmer May 27, 2009

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The Cum Down

After a male is finally able to ejaculate, he experiences a situation where he comes back down to his normal self as if from Mr. Hyde back to Dr. Jekyll.

*watching porn*
Male: "This is great!"
*ejaculates*
Male: "WTF AM I WATCHING? WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES? WHY IS MY HOUSE ON FIRE? I HATE THE CUM DOWN!"

by Beanbah123 April 6, 2016

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The weight that an individual gains after starting a new relationship due to the large(or not) volume of semen that is consumed during foreplay and/or sexual intercourse.

Can be used in a derogatory manner or not depending on individuals and context of conversation.

Non derogatory:
I have put on 6lbs since dating him, its totally cum weight.

Derogatory:
That bitch is so fat, its totally all cum weight.

by NMasters September 25, 2012

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cum monger

Someone who lives to suck men dry and lap up every last drop of cum and will never let any touch the floor

Nigga 1 " Damn nigga I was with dis skeez last night and she be a fiend for the jizz."

Nigga 2 "Damn nig how u got luck like dat my bitch be hatin it when i cum in her mouth."

Nigga 1 " Ya ma nig dat bitch be a cum monger."

by Hooligans CG November 13, 2015

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