high cow

When a attending a function in the leather community and you wear nothing BUT your best leathers

I wanted to go to that dinner with Tom from finland but it was going to be a high cow event

by LeatherOtter November 2, 2017

Cow Moment

A sexual act in which someone attempts to stimulate a woman's breasts to such a degree during sex that they begin lactating. Usually through sucking, biting or harsh pinching which end up.

I just got done fucking that girl man, I sucked her milkers so hard she had a cow moment!

by GhoulFooly December 9, 2020

snow cow

Commonly a very overweight young woman or college girl in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. Due to the excessively long and dark winters, out of sheer boredom, young women tend to consume mass quantities of cheap high calorie dorm food and guzzle buckets of overpriced fruit flavored craft beer while avoiding exercise. These bad habits result in rapid weight gain to the point where the once trim and fit high school senior who is now a college freshman now resembles a Texas heifer in a stockyard.

My old HS girlfriend used to be a super fit cheerleader. After a year in the UP at college, she's a major snow cow who looks like a brown bear about to hibernate.

by Vinnie from Chicago December 30, 2024

Cow Pattie

When someone takes a dump between your legs when they ride it cowgirl style.

We ate taco bell and had to do the cow pattie position.

by Basket1 May 24, 2025

whip the cow

To slap a fat person

-Last night when me and my wife were having sex we did all sorts of stuff
-did you whip the cow
-yes
-hard as fuck
-hard as fuck

by Hoodboiy May 5, 2016

Says the cow

When a cow talks

I just did a backflip says the cow

by Saysthedog May 3, 2018

Let the cows out

Inadvertently or otherwise telling something said in confidence; i.e. "letting the cat out of the bag," or "spilling the beans."

I can't believe you trusted her with your secret; she will always let the cows out!

by Hamfat December 29, 2018