The act of carefully inserting long public hairs into the urethra, in the hopes of creating a tree looking object when erect.
by HermannHriedersson April 22, 2022
God's ultimate test of mankind's patience.
If you thought the lincoln log was bad, just wait until you approach a toilet filled with a Screamin' Willie. This particular steamer is the equivalent size of a foot-long sandwich. A screamin' willie can't be broken down and flushed away with the usual toilet plunger. Or snake. It's enough to make you scream to high heaven.
If you thought the lincoln log was bad, just wait until you approach a toilet filled with a Screamin' Willie. This particular steamer is the equivalent size of a foot-long sandwich. A screamin' willie can't be broken down and flushed away with the usual toilet plunger. Or snake. It's enough to make you scream to high heaven.
"I think Jack just broke the toilet."
"what makes you say that?"
"he left a mini mount everest in that shitter."
"you mean a screamin' willie walters"
"what makes you say that?"
"he left a mini mount everest in that shitter."
"you mean a screamin' willie walters"
by Planet Ocean November 19, 2018
"I was sitting so close to the pilot in that two-seat jet that I could have given the pilot a stiff willy!"
by AndBoomGoestheDynamite December 20, 2015
by supafreeeeak March 12, 2020
by Alyssa Morrison February 11, 2022
To use a rolled up cigar of tobacco or marijuana in a sexual act to penetrate the vagina or anus, then light it in your mouth.
by Disobiwan April 14, 2021