Tame Turkey

The boring and bland-tasting non-alcoholic beverage that the folks at AA made Duke Harris drink when he was "going through the twelve steps" to give up Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey.

They say that drinking Tame Turkey is the best way to "quit cold turkey" when you're addicted to Wild Turkey; I suppose that the results and statistics are debatable, depending on who you talk to.

by QuacksO November 28, 2020

not going turkey

it's not worth fixing, it's not that deep, not that important

- "did you see the tap was leaking?"
- "I'm not going turkey about it, it'll be fine."

by itreallydoesnotmatterwhothisis October 20, 2025

Turkey Taint

That one red dangly thing on a turkeys neck.

"Yo did you see that jiggly turkey taint???"
"wtf"

by adsfghhnj January 2, 2022

Jerky in your turkey

Yk what I mean…

Andrew do you put jerky in your turkey?

by Jerkyturkeyman August 9, 2022

Turkey

Baltimore slang for a thot or hoe

“ Shordy ah turkey she done fucked izzy nd tay “

by LorMari April 13, 2020

Turkey Beaster

A tool used to inject living turkeys with often radioactive chemicals, usually transforming them into rabid beasts.

"I got myself a turkey beaster for Thanksgiving this year. Unfortunately, the turkey got loose and is now going on a murderous rampage in an Arby's."

by TheRealGuy,TheBestGuy November 17, 2016

swamp turkey

a dirty, nasty ass ho.

stop being a swamp turkey.

by samiqueen September 14, 2020