Double-barelling

Smoking to cigars and or cigarettes at oncr

Double-barelling is a good way to get stage 6 cancer

by Shadow:shadylyfe November 22, 2019

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double release

When you masturbate on the toilet and empty your bowel the same time as ejaculation.

Dave has a sh!t and wank to double release

by pukey pants head December 4, 2013

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A vague response to a friend's vaguebooked status update that requires a third party to understand the original vaguebooked status in order to interpret, comprehend, and/or appreciate the response.

If uncontrolled, double vaguebooking can turn into triple or even quadruple vaguebooking.

John's Facebook status: "Cannot believe that just happened"

Mary's comment on John's Facebook status: "I know, right? Though I must say, what happened last May is even more surprising than this."

John's comment on Mary's comment on John's Facebook status: "Maybe...but the May event didn't involve you-know-who with the red pants."

Mary's comment on John's comment on Mary's comment on John's Facebook status: "Haha, so true!"

Michael's comment on John's Facebook status: "WTF are you guys talking about?!"

Just another case of double vaguebooking...

by 3NU July 21, 2012

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Double Brexit

Rejoining the EU so it can be left a second time. Why have one Brexit when you can have two?

EU Parliament, 2021: after rejoining the EU and starting to heal the divisions and restore order, a second Article 50 is delivered to the Commission. British Embassy bursts into EU Parliament with GoPros and a camera crew. "Ha, you just got PRANKED SON" "It's Double Brexit time boys"

by General McEthnocleanse November 22, 2018

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