King Kayzer

A tall blonde who sustainably hides a kayzer cat

Bro is that the king kayzer

Yeah bro you can tell by the platinum blonde and covering of the cat

by Clemhasabigbum February 6, 2023

King Arthur

When a funny man enters a voice channel and is about to be kicked.

"King Arthur" has entered the VC.

by Dissolucid February 13, 2023

Uncut King

uncircumcised man used as a term of endearment

He is massive and an uncut king!

by babygurl.lexi October 12, 2023

Graced by a king

When your enemies admit to being graced by your bullets

"So this is how it feels to be Graced by a King"

by Tagashi October 20, 2023

king wook

King of the homeless population in boulder, CO

Yo king wook was looking cute today

by Ridley Acherson December 8, 2022

Zest-king

An individual who is exceedingly exceptional in the art of playing the lute. The Zest-king is typically territorial and challenges everyone he sees to a lute-playing competition. If the Zest-king is beaten in this challenge, he will lose his mantle of Zest-king, and his opponent will be granted it.

Yeah man, I was chillin with my friends, messing around and playin the lute for fun, when the fucking Zest-king pulled up! That guy was fucking insane at playing the lute.

by TWIG TWIG TWIG December 22, 2022

Wasted King

A drink making device cobbled together from different parts, effectively a large blender.

Take a table, and attach a sink garbage disposal to the bottom, and a circular cooler above it. Add a spigot to fill cups, and a tube to circulate fluid through the disposal. Add lots of ice, large amounts of the preferred powdered drink (like lemonade) and several handles of usually cheap vodka. Allow it to run until the mixture reaches the consistency of an incredibly alcoholic slushy, and enjoy carefully.

"Dude, what happened?"

"Had three cups from the Wasted King man, I was gone."

by deletedexe January 14, 2023