Peek-A-Poo

when you take a dump at the house of somebody else and don't flush but shut the lid so they can't see it until the lid is lifted.

1. before leaving bob's house I got him with a peek-a-poo.
2. after jim left I found a peek-a-poo that he left 4 me

by jsherwood91 May 24, 2008

poo pirate

A poo pirate is when someone poos there panties when a hand is raised or a ball is kicked near them.
Poo pirates are also scared of sharp objects, forward girls, spicy food, and downing pints.

Paolo: Hey Danny, try and smash that shot top corner
Danny: I am trying, but my shots are not as powerfull as they used to be.
Paolo: Stop being a Poo Pirate and hit it.

by pirlolovescassano December 7, 2009

marky poo

a really hot man

"do you see that marky poo over there?
"oh hes so hot"

by hjgvuhygtrsrhy June 23, 2022

Fantom poo

a poo that you do but you dont feel it come out, the only way you know it has come out is that you here the splash, but when you look into the toilet it isnt there, it has gone down the pipe.

"OMG i have just done a fantom poo that i didnt feel but is splashed my but and it isnt in the loo.

by Tizmo January 14, 2008

Poo-ruse

When you look over something like a magazine or something on your phone while taking a poo 💩

Person 1: You should really look into (insert subject here)

Person 2: ok I'll Poo-ruse it after morning coffee.

by Chip and Rip December 31, 2020

poo garbage

ADJ. Anything that is a ghetto ass, broke down, piece of bull shit.

Tom- Baw them MTX speakers is poo garbage.

Ricky- I know son, them kickers ain't though.

Tom- P.S. so is bazookas.

by Dankass poogarbage May 20, 2010

poo flicker

A poor bloke called bodward flicking poo on his lawn

No bodward thats naughty you must not flick poo on your lawn, dont be a poo flicker

by 2D bodward December 28, 2020