GOAT

Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo Is the Goat.

by Plajer January 5, 2023

Goat

Messi is the greatest ever soccer player to ever exist and has probably cooked your favorite team

"Messi is the goat"

by Messi fan August 28, 2023

dunkin the nuggets in a goat

Pulling kelly and putting your balls in a goats ass

That Kelly loves to sneak out every sat night and go dunkin the nuggets in a goat

by a snowball named jeffrey March 16, 2009

Goat Handling

To sexually assault a goat.

"Hey what the hell do you think your doing to my pet goat sweetie??!?!"

"I'm just doing a bit of goat handling its ok!!"

by Spektangle March 26, 2008

hose goat

Usually refers to a borzoi, but can be used for any long nosed dog (silken wolfhound, etc.).

Person 1: Bro, is that a cryptid?
Person 2: No, that's just my pet hose goat.

by d0gl0g February 20, 2025

Goat

Something that is defined as “Amazing” on social media platforms.

“Yes, he’s the goat, dude!”

by directionstoitaly May 25, 2023

Emiliano The Goat

A silly goober type who often enjoys making content on social media platforms such as YouTube.

Often characterized as silly, goofy, or illegal.

“And what is this” “A border hopper 😔”
“Would NOT wanna make Emiliano The Goat angry.”

by Textbook 11 December 7, 2023