weed wanker

Masturbating during or right after smoking pot.

Joe gets so horny when he smokes a bowl, he's such a Weed Wanker.

by Brady boio March 01, 2019

Weed Wanker

Derived from the british term "wanker" that loosely translates to "fucker." "Weed Wanker" is "Wanker" to the 10th power.

He was screaming at thr cashier for nothing. What a weed wanker.

by Urlocalwetrat0087 January 02, 2023

willie weed

the amount of weed smoked by willie nelson

yes im white

"you bring dat willie weed''

by Ffdjfjf July 12, 2018

Wacking the weed wacker

Jerking off the old meat stick

“Tell Lenny to stop wacking the weed wacker!!😕🫵”

by BigWeeneeMan14 February 13, 2024

Weeding the pumpkin

Shaving a old man's balls

Andy is weeding the pumpkin's in the chief's office

by Hayyyyyy420 July 25, 2019

You need to smoke weed

when someone he/she is so chill you have to tell him/her

"You need to smoke weed"

"Bro why you are not talking"
"You need to smoke weed"

by abdul1wx April 22, 2016

Weedness

When your showing weed

That’s a sign of weedness bro

by JJ THE CRACKHEAD November 18, 2019