by H-townlovin August 6, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A man who lives by the ideology of hoes over bros execpt cannot ever get the "hoe". Their idea of chilvary is holding doors open and worshiping women.
Luke: have u ever noticed that adam kid is always worshipping the femoids and never makes time for the bros.
Adam: females are goddesses and i shant ever disrespect their beauty.
Luke: u just want puss u simp
Adam: I am not a simp i just happen to love sucking toes of women.
Adam: females are goddesses and i shant ever disrespect their beauty.
Luke: u just want puss u simp
Adam: I am not a simp i just happen to love sucking toes of women.
by Theoneandonlygod13t79 April 23, 2020
Get the Simp mug.literally any mf named angelo. also, this dude usually lives inside a tree, and he sometimes eats the birds that come by raw. sometimes they think miracle day was good as well
by quamboblious quingleton III September 21, 2022
Get the Kitzinger simp mug.A guy who is only trying to get with a woman for a small shallow reason. Basically a male gold-digger, but on a larger scale.
"He's a simp! He only wants to date her, because she's rich and has a big ass. He doesn't care that she's on meth!"
by SpidersGiveMeBoners May 29, 2020
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Get the Simp mug.References one who is not African American that sympathizes in the comment section of TikTok after a racially charged tragic event.
Person 1:
I'm not black, but I see you.
I'm not black, but I hear you.
I'm not black, but I mourn with you.
#BLACKLIVESMATTER
Person 2:
Simp.
I'm not black, but I see you.
I'm not black, but I hear you.
I'm not black, but I mourn with you.
#BLACKLIVESMATTER
Person 2:
Simp.
by PeeWeeSermon May 27, 2020
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