taryn cycle tank

Taryn cycle tank: after changing the water in your aquarium everyday the nitrate and nitrates cycle because your not suppose to change the dirty filter for the water to cycle.

Your aquarium water doesn’t look clear. It’s because “taryn cycle tank”

but she just did a water change an hour ago.

It doesn’t matter.

She’s a fish expert.

by Bigbirddebelen May 3, 2022

In the tank

The worst hangover of your fucking life

“How was last night?”

“Dude it was insane, but i fucked up, i’m in the tank today”

by CougarSniffer5 July 1, 2022

Wearing a pink tank top

When you have an extreme tank top farmers tan and then apply sunscreen to the dark areas only before going out for a serious sun burn day. This way your pale, undisturbed, winter white skin will turn pink. Leaving you with a perfect Pink Tank Top.

After a month, Tanner finally took his top off and ended up wearing a pink Tank Top for a few days.

by SimplyTanner July 30, 2022

World of tank

A good reason to end your life

World of tank literally mean depression,wdym

by Sovetskiy September 16, 2022

uncle thomas the tank engine

he is an uncle to everyone

1 cocksucker: hey my uncle is thomas the tank engine, his name is uncle thomas the tank engine
2 cocksucker: shut the fuck up you faggot and stop snorting coke

by DreamyBullXXX is gay November 14, 2022

A Jeremy Clarkson tango

When you have sex whilst driving, whilst on the phone to your mates describing the specs of your new car!

Me: Did you hear about jake?
You: No. what happened?
Me: He got arrested for doing a Jeremy Clarkson tango!

by Juan juenimo December 8, 2022

Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline

Anonymous Caller: Me and my cousin do the Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline for fun.

Whataburger Employee: What's that?

Anonymous Caller: Its where you take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in each other's ass.

Whataburger Employee: Sounds like fun I'll try it after work!

You take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in your ass or another's ass for fun; then you have a Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline.

by An Enthusiast of Pipelines December 12, 2022