Tom goes tap tap

When someone in the same room suddenly has the urge to masturbate in the middle of the night waking up everybody else.

OMG dude wtf he's doing. Oh... Tom goes tap tap tap.

by 42BP October 1, 2006

Tom "HOT PANTS" DeLonge

hottest man alive shit!hes in blink-182 he is sooooooooo fuckin hot damn!

when i saw tom live i cried!lol

by lizeth July 24, 2004

Every Tom, Dick, and Harry

A slang used in the south meaning that a lot of people are in a certain place. Because common names in the south are Tom, Dick, and Harry

"Damn, Randy. Every Tom, Dick, and Harry are at the target today."

by Booty Master 3000 May 15, 2016

Tom has the big gay

Tom your have the big gay. No homo

Tom has the big gay

by Tomhasthebiggay January 21, 2019

Tom "HOT PANTS" DeLonge

One of the sexiest, hottest man alive.

masturbates like 20 million times a day. lmfao

tom delonge is so hott

by miriah December 3, 2004

Uncle Tom and Aunt Flo

The couple that comes to visit a girl once a month for a week. Tom meaning Time Of Month. And Flo meaning flow. Yeah...maybe you'll get what I'm trying to imply.

Girl: Ughh Uncle Tom and Aunt Flo are here for the week...
Boy: Is that bad?
Girl: Well they give me cramps and make me bleed..so yeah it's bad.
Boy: ...?

by Haygurl007 April 7, 2011

Doing me Tom Brady

When someone accuses you of something, they lack any substantial proof, but they insist you are guilty anyway.

“In the NFL, investigators drop a case on you, man. They try to Tom Brady you. That’s what we call it now when they try to double back — the double jeopardy. There’s no such things double jeopardy; they call that the Tom Brady now.” said De-angelo.

Wow! Glad I read that. The fucking Metermaid just gave me a bogus parking ticket. You know it ain't no tow zone. Think she's doing me Tom Brady...

Wow! Glad I read that. The fucking Metermaid just gave me a bogus parking ticket. You know it ain't no tow zone. Think she's doing me Tom Brady...

by Sticky AKA September 1, 2016