Parking The Bus

A defensive soccer strategy where a team stacks every single player in front of their own goal, making it nearly impossible for the other team to score. Basically turning the pitch into a crowded parking lot with no exits.

Chelsea spent the whole second half parking the bus instead of actually attacking

by ethanvmmm September 9, 2025

Parking The Bus

A soccer strategy where a team puts every single player in front of their own goal, making it almost impossible for the other team to score.

Manchester spent the whole second half parking the bus instead of actually attacking

by ethanvmmm September 9, 2025

Short Bus Caliphate

The short bus caliphate is a sunni islamic terror group that started in egypt by they're caliph Wilma Diqfiet in 1983 after being inspired by the islamic revolution, the sbc has networks in haiti, portugal, egypt (main headquarters), turkey, russia (former chechnya), and now has started a campaign in ukraine after the war started to build they're own country The aproximate number of their members are unknown However their activity has been steadly increasing over the decades

My father is an Short Bus Caliphate martyr

by Niggergoy September 13, 2025

Short Bus Syndrome

The condition in which only the stupidest of all idiots has

DeShawn: Aye yo, why that little kid keep saying "6-7, 6-7?"

Jethro: Man, don't worry about him, everyone on the block knows he's got Short Bus Syndrome

by DaddyLongDick420 October 16, 2025

Jayden’s Bus is Here

This meme comes from a 2018 vlog by MindofRez where his younger brother Jayden boards a school bus and MindofRez says, “Jayden’s bus is here, woah.”
In late 2025 the clip went viral on TikTok, spawning edits that exaggerated the moment with music, effects, and jokes about the “short bus.”
Some viewers find the joke offensive because it seems to make fun of disabilities by using the “short bus” reference.

Person 1: “Bro, hurry up, Jayden’s bus is here!”
Person 2: “Nah, not the short bus again—stop playing!”

by da.biggest.b November 4, 2025

sleepin on the bus

sleeping on the bus, being a really cool and nonchalant while taking a nap.

Wow, that guy is so cool sleepin on the bus!

by infamouscrayon. November 7, 2025

Jayden's Bus

The short bus. Often referring to a bus that is of shorter length due to schools having less special education kids. This means the special education bus.

Oh look! Jayden's Bus is here!

by JJFROMCLAREMONT November 7, 2025