Bus Man

A suspect black man who drives zoo shuttle bus and offers you ride

Bro Anthony was going to go into cardiac arrest because of Bus Man

White Kid: Oh my God he's going the wrong way on the Google maps *goes into cardiac arrest*

Black Kids (dying of laughter): LMAO he might gas us bruh. I'm dead. But busman chill tho

by Swiss Roll of Swizterland April 10, 2018

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bus team

In fantasy sports, especially Fantasy Premier League, the provisional team you pick very early on in a gameweek that will do the job in the event - e.g. being hit by a bus - you are unable to tinker with the team selection closer to the deadline when you have more information to base selections decisions on. Coined by the Always Cheating podcast.

I set my bus team as soon as I can. You never know.

by Oliver Säger August 21, 2024

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short bus baddie

a baddie (hot girl) that rides the short bus (school bus for specially abled kids).
common alternative to "short bus shorty"

"your girl is stupid" "yeah, right? she a short bus baddie"

by autismusstiller June 20, 2023

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The Bus Theorum

A hypothesis developed by stoners that states: a blunt rolled with a doobie paper around it will be... dope. This is proven fact. It burns smooth and even, holds together and allows for more bud to pack! Hell yeah!

Me: Oh man, you bring those blunts?!
Scientist: Absolutely, rolled with The Bus Theorum, of course.
Me: Spark that shit now!

by uzifan420 November 09, 2019

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