Snail tits

Noun: Slow item or individual

Verb: Moving or proceeding with little or less than usual speed or velocity

"Check out snail tits"

"Heather and Lauren are snail titing it today!"

by Arty McArty October 19, 2009

tit-and-run

When a boobie bandit runs by and yanks down a girl's tube-top shirt.

First uttered in the wild on Twitter after actress Felicia Day voiced her anxiety over said possibility.

Dude, that perv just pulled a tit-and-run on that girl. What a ballsy move!

by Mila Das December 17, 2009

Tit Tats

Tatoo's on a nice pair of tits

yo man did u see those chicks tit tats?!

hell yea those were sexy as hell

by Robert Araiza February 1, 2008

clanker tits

big tits that wobble when you walk

"Sally has some real clanker tits as she walks."

by Fenske2009 February 18, 2009

Bitch Tits

What you call your sisters when they get boob jobs, and then taunt you with how perky their breasts are.

I'm so jealous of your perky knockers. From now on, I'm calling you Bitch Tits.

by The Saggy Sister February 18, 2014

hairy tits

Nipples with hair

She had great boobs but her hairy tits felt like sucking on a cherry dipped in a dog's ass

by wackyaudit April 19, 2014

Balloon Tits

Massive tits that are of unhealthy size and or shape. They are so immense that upon falling on them, one will bounce back up.

Dude, that bartender had total balloon tits.

by beachballjugs September 1, 2015