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Jew Tip

As a former waiter, I can honestly say that Jews as a rule will always leave the customary tip, EVEN IF YOU GIVE THEM LOUSY SERVICE! They will never "stiff" you.
The lady Jew tipped me 15% even though she complained a lot.
by BigMau February 23, 2023
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Our-Jew-N

This man will literally give ou he larges erection known to man. The last time I saw him, I was almost as big as the statue of liberty, He is also known for being sexy to all, even men. He will make any male gay no matter if they are married or have a girl. If you see this man do not look into his eyes, for his dreamy eyes will cause you to get stuck in a dream where all you see is Arjun doing secks in your dog. I was able to escape once but, be very careful.
Did you see that man last night? Yeah, bro, he did secks on me really good last night. I think his name was Our-Jew-N.
by Jus De Bus November 19, 2020
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reform jew

A modern version of Judaism for the person unsure what happens once you die
Like the orthodox jew uses a Torah
Unlike the orthodox jew is very liberal-minded
Jackie: I am a reform Jew
Rachel: What is a reform jew?

Jackie: Reform Jews are the liberal-minded jews , the orthodox are the conservative jews. Both follow the same Torah.
by SoCal323 February 20, 2021
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jews!!!!!

secretly gnomes!!!!
i hate jews!!!!!!
by gnomehunter39 December 12, 2022
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Jewely

The definition of everything beautiful, funny, and outgoing. Yes they are messed up in the head but it makes them such better company.
Jewely is my shawty.
by HaroldGregoryVII November 21, 2021
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Jew kisser

Someone who is a great kisser but is very stingy with kissing people, IE gives small pecks instead of making out with a partner
Dan & I have been together for a while now & he’s turned into such a jew kisser
by Wine junkie October 12, 2022
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Jew Bag Surprise

When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.
Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.
by Butter Mike January 22, 2024
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