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On october 21st you are allowed to throw anyone 5'8" and under without consequence
Wow its national throw short people day. Im coming after you wren
by IsBadAtMath October 13, 2025
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Short Bus Syndrome

The condition in which only the stupidest of all idiots has
DeShawn: Aye yo, why that little kid keep saying "6-7, 6-7?"

Jethro: Man, don't worry about him, everyone on the block knows he's got Short Bus Syndrome
by DaddyLongDick420 October 16, 2025
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Shorts Chimera

Someone who listens to multiple youtube shorts at max volume. Usually someone with ADD or ADHD watching a reel of shorts none stop. They also tend to zone out hard into their phone burning food, forgetting people are around them, and will never be able to hear you if you attempt to engage. If they are walking they will stop each step going up stairs or walk a few inches before zoning out like a zombie.
"The shorts chimera is approaching I can hear it walking closer inch by inch"

"The shorts chimera wont hear you. Hopefully you can tell them they are walking into oncoming traffic"
by Just Haru November 2, 2025
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Short stack

Wrong again fuckin short stack
by Thereapdictionaryguy November 18, 2025
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short payment

A partial payment that is less than the total invoiced amount due to reasons like disputes, errors, or unapproved discounts.
To gracefully handle a short payment, verify the discrepancy, then promptly and professionally contact the client to understand the reason for the short payment. Based on their explanation, work with them to find a mutually agreeable solution, such as a payment plan or a future credit.
by A. Patmos November 23, 2025
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I do not need a faux server for a short film...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to sbscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I do not need a faux server for a short film...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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