Sex school is where you learn about all the forms of sex and how to preform them.
Your homework varies between working with a class mate,
Working with a group of your classmates,
Doing on a family member.
Tests ate given by the teacher , who gets it preformed on them.
There is even once a year when students go for 4 weeks to sleep at school, and every night they sleep with someone else.
In sex school the only door is the main door, and clothing is forbidden.
When you walk into the classroom you must fuck the teacher, and while walking to your seat you must suck every boys dick, and lick every girls nipples.
It is the dream school.
Your homework varies between working with a class mate,
Working with a group of your classmates,
Doing on a family member.
Tests ate given by the teacher , who gets it preformed on them.
There is even once a year when students go for 4 weeks to sleep at school, and every night they sleep with someone else.
In sex school the only door is the main door, and clothing is forbidden.
When you walk into the classroom you must fuck the teacher, and while walking to your seat you must suck every boys dick, and lick every girls nipples.
It is the dream school.
Ever since i went to sex school, there hasn't one day that i didn't have sex in.
by Me=Myself=I August 15, 2020
The most vile, disgusting, putrid shit on the face of the Earth! I bet prison food tastes better than this slop (Hell, it might even be healthier!)! Here is a rundown of the "food" school has to offer:
Burgers: Nasty as fuck! I bet the burgers are 70% shit, 25% rubber, and 5% beef by-products.
Chicken sandwiches: Sort of like burgers, but actually somewhat edible.
Soups: See urine.
Raw fruit and vegetables: The only actual food on the menu. They actually taste good and they're handy for calming your stomach down.
Cooked vegetables: P.U.!!! Cooked vegetables are as stinky as a skunk's ass! Everyone in my school (including me) has to hold their nose to keep themselves from puking and passing out from the stinky-ass fumes the cooked vegetables emit!
Milk: Expired, and I bet it's semen, not milk.
Pasta, mashed potatoes, etc.: Cold, moldy, shitty, you get the idea.
Burgers: Nasty as fuck! I bet the burgers are 70% shit, 25% rubber, and 5% beef by-products.
Chicken sandwiches: Sort of like burgers, but actually somewhat edible.
Soups: See urine.
Raw fruit and vegetables: The only actual food on the menu. They actually taste good and they're handy for calming your stomach down.
Cooked vegetables: P.U.!!! Cooked vegetables are as stinky as a skunk's ass! Everyone in my school (including me) has to hold their nose to keep themselves from puking and passing out from the stinky-ass fumes the cooked vegetables emit!
Milk: Expired, and I bet it's semen, not milk.
Pasta, mashed potatoes, etc.: Cold, moldy, shitty, you get the idea.
1: Lunch lady 1: We are out of dog poo for the burgers!
Lunch lady 2: Just use cat poo, they won't know the difference.
2: Delivery man: What should I do with this jug of goat sperm?
Lunch lady: Just write "ranch" on it.
3: Lunch lady 1: What are we going to do with this skunk juice, garlic, limburger cheese, 20 year old sweat socks, fish guts, and all this leftover shit and piss?
Lunch lady 2: Just put in a blender and then put it on the cooked vegetables.
school lunch
Lunch lady 2: Just use cat poo, they won't know the difference.
2: Delivery man: What should I do with this jug of goat sperm?
Lunch lady: Just write "ranch" on it.
3: Lunch lady 1: What are we going to do with this skunk juice, garlic, limburger cheese, 20 year old sweat socks, fish guts, and all this leftover shit and piss?
Lunch lady 2: Just put in a blender and then put it on the cooked vegetables.
school lunch
by Valintino the Big Surpremo September 12, 2010
1) A vile, cruel, conformist, heartless place full of shitheads. If u are a boy you have to lie to get people to like u and then take it up your ass. If u are a girl it is even worse, people who have hit puberty make fun of everyone who hasn't and everyone goin through puberty is either ugly, pimple faced, outcast, or emo. People spread rumors horid beyond belief, kick your ass, or rape u. If u r accepted it is suddenly High School and the nightmare begins again.
2) The staff are old bitches who fill ur head with shit and the School board is run by conservative facists who want nothing more then to make you miserable. The Lunch is percieved as good but u will get Hantavirus from it. The janitors are overworked immigrants who don't even deserve the pay they get. The principle is a gay puppet controlled by the supeintendents, And the superintendents are media controlled, money grubbing, conservative, shitfaced dick who controls your life without u even knowing it.
2) The staff are old bitches who fill ur head with shit and the School board is run by conservative facists who want nothing more then to make you miserable. The Lunch is percieved as good but u will get Hantavirus from it. The janitors are overworked immigrants who don't even deserve the pay they get. The principle is a gay puppet controlled by the supeintendents, And the superintendents are media controlled, money grubbing, conservative, shitfaced dick who controls your life without u even knowing it.
by Flippydaslasher November 1, 2007
by A student with bad luck April 9, 2017
One of the best comedy anime that exists thus far (2010). School Rumble is a love comedy that pokes fun at the love (or rather, lack of love) lives of typical high school students (including the class delinquent, the silent beauty, the perverts, the school beauty, the athletic cutie, the eccentric curry/kappa-loving mushroom-shaped hair dude...etc.).
The beauty of School Rumble is the anime's ability to avoid overly cheesy moments like those found in Shoujo animes. It's about 80%comedy, 10%romance, and 10%randomness.
The beauty of School Rumble is the anime's ability to avoid overly cheesy moments like those found in Shoujo animes. It's about 80%comedy, 10%romance, and 10%randomness.
by MineForever October 17, 2010
A: I got into college X!
B: I thought you weren't the party type.
A: I'm not...
B: You do realize college X is a party school, right?
A: Damnit.
B: I thought you weren't the party type.
A: I'm not...
B: You do realize college X is a party school, right?
A: Damnit.
by blah123444444 November 10, 2008
a jail made specifically for people between the ages of 11-14 so that they may be socially categorized and made fun of accordingly.
1.) Middle School sucked ass...
2.) Hey, welcome to Middle School. We will now exploit your differences and use them against you.
2.) Hey, welcome to Middle School. We will now exploit your differences and use them against you.
by Becka L S April 23, 2011